Harry: Alright now we're gonna learn expelliarmus.

Some lil twit in the DA: but isn't that kind of a pansy-ass spell?

Harry: I have LITERALLY USED THIS AGAINST THE DARK LORD HIMSELF, TAKE A SEAT SON.

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neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via moriarty-monday)